Tag: funny
member name: ~~ Sarina ~~
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October 19, 2008 05:39 PM EDT --
Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of
popcorn as a stuffing -- imagine that. When I found
this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like
me, who just are not sure how to tell . . .
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November 13, 2006 04:39 PM EST --
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1. I've smoked fatter . . .
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March 13, 2007 11:54 AM EDT --
My husband and I were having lunch in an outdoor restaurant in Maine and when finished we had a brief dissagreement over the tip. He said he would pay inside. I went to the lobby to check out . . .
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November 03, 2006 05:42 PM EST --
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet . . .
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November 14, 2006 05:03 PM EST --
I was reminded of a funny when I was traveling to town one day about tag sale that I encountered last year. The signs were plastered along the edge of the highway. HUGH Tag Sale.
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December 11, 2006 10:34 PM EST --
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
"Two Prostitutes -- $50.00"
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them
they'd either . . .
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December 18, 2006 04:35 PM EST --
Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!
A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she . . .
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March 04, 2007 10:26 AM EST --
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish . . .
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December 18, 2006 02:11 PM EST --
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to . . .
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March 18, 2007 10:41 AM EDT --
Years ago my Mother would come to my house when I was at school to do a load or two of laundry. I gave her a key to the house so she could let herself in. While she was there she would do up . . .
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May 17, 2007 06:30 PM EDT --
I received this in my email and would like to share it with you. As I read it, I could almost hear my own mother, Barbara B., saying many of these lines to me.
1. My mother . . .
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August 26, 2007 01:17 PM EDT --
When I was in high school there were cooking classes that could be taken for credit. They were considered industrial arts classes. The boys had classes and the girls had classes. . . .
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October 22, 2007 07:49 PM EDT --
Forget Rednecks ....here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Vermonters......
*If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Vermont. . . .
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November 08, 2006 02:34 PM EST --
My grandmother was a hot ticket. In her golden years she became quite saucy. I really think it was a side of her that was always there, but one that a grandchild does not want to think their . . .
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December 24, 2006 07:51 PM EST --
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins . . .
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January 22, 2007 10:39 PM EST --
During my bar hoppin days I was a regular at one of the local bars. The bartender knew me by name and knew what my favorite drink was, Amaretto on the rocks. Usually, after that . . .
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February 20, 2007 07:04 PM EST --
Harvard Read Test
Are you up to the challenge?
This was developed as an age test by an R&D department at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. . . .
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May 11, 2007 08:43 PM EDT --
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent . . .
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November 08, 2006 02:06 PM EST --
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.
He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back . . .
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November 08, 2006 02:13 PM EST --
- Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?
- Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?
- If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a . . .
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