Tag: humor
member name: ~~ Sarina ~~
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November 13, 2006 04:39 PM EST --
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1. I've smoked fatter . . .
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March 13, 2007 11:54 AM EDT --
My husband and I were having lunch in an outdoor restaurant in Maine and when finished we had a brief dissagreement over the tip. He said he would pay inside. I went to the lobby to check out . . .
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December 18, 2006 04:35 PM EST --
Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!!
A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she . . .
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November 03, 2006 05:42 PM EST --
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet . . .
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November 14, 2006 05:03 PM EST --
I was reminded of a funny when I was traveling to town one day about tag sale that I encountered last year. The signs were plastered along the edge of the highway. HUGH Tag Sale.
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December 11, 2006 10:34 PM EST --
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
"Two Prostitutes -- $50.00"
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them
they'd either . . .
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March 04, 2007 10:26 AM EST --
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish . . .
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October 31, 2006 09:22 AM EST --
Post your a knock knock joke.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Nadya !
Nadya who ?
Nadya head if you understand what I'm saying !
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December 18, 2006 02:11 PM EST --
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to . . .
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November 08, 2006 02:06 PM EST --
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.
He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back . . .
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November 08, 2006 02:34 PM EST --
My grandmother was a hot ticket. In her golden years she became quite saucy. I really think it was a side of her that was always there, but one that a grandchild does not want to think their . . .
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December 24, 2006 07:51 PM EST --
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins . . .
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January 22, 2007 10:39 PM EST --
During my bar hoppin days I was a regular at one of the local bars. The bartender knew me by name and knew what my favorite drink was, Amaretto on the rocks. Usually, after that . . .
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February 20, 2007 07:04 PM EST --
Harvard Read Test
Are you up to the challenge?
This was developed as an age test by an R&D department at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. . . .
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May 11, 2007 08:43 PM EDT --
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent . . .
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November 08, 2006 02:13 PM EST --
- Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?
- Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?
- If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a . . .
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February 25, 2007 08:23 PM EST --
I am no poet
and I do so know it.
But Ed said to do it.
Blame this on him.
Forgive me tomorrow.
For I am no poet.
Now doesn't this show it?
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December 01, 2006 10:43 AM EST --
MOM - JOB DESCRIPTION
POSITION : Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Ma
JOB DESCRIPTION : Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess . . .
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August 26, 2006 10:00 AM EDT --
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll . . .
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